Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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