My brain says no but my pants say off.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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