Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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