we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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