i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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