The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize