Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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