i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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