the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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