You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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