you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
