Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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