i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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