I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
