i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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