Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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