perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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