i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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