It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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