Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
im having a threesome with these popsicles
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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