Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
A bitchslap is in order.
false alarm, still single
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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