Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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