It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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