i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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