I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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