I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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