Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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