the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
operation have a gay friend backfired
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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