her vagine was all disorganized.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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