ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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