Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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