But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
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