ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
where are my eyebrows?
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