My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
You ate ashes out of my bong
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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