Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
