plz talk dirty to me
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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