You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
is wine microwaveable?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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