ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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