they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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