The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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