ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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