I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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