Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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