Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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