really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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