I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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