Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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