i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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