I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Randomize
