S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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