that's an acceptable place to lick
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Randomize