yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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