If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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