You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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